My Manifesto

Roberto Calas, fantasy author, father, fiance, artist, pilot, juggler, and ocassional hit-man, discusses writing, eBooks, fantasy, marketing and spiders.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The eBook Marketing Saga - Free Giveaway, Day 2

Okay, so on the second day of my free ebook promo on the Kindle store, things slowed down a little. Not that I didn't have a great run. On the contrary, my current numbers are more than I could have hoped for. Have a look:


Free Downloads so far: 684
Amazon Ranking in Free Category:  394  (out of 51,549)
Amazon Ranking in Epic Fantasy: 6 (out of 9,328)

Awesome, no? Well, yeah, but my downloads are coming more slowly today. I was getting about five or ten downloads (or so) a minute yesterday and today I am getting one download every five or ten minutes. I think I may have slipped off someone's list somewhere or something. Or maybe Jeff Bezos figured out that I was the one who blew up his mailbox in 1989. 

Sorry Jeff. I was young and, for some inexplicable reason,
in California where I assume you lived at the time.



Or maybe this is the normal run of things, I don't know. But I don't seem to be climbing in ranks anymore. I wonder if it's best to have only one day free promotions. The second day hasn't done much at all, although I suppose the continued downloads have kept me from slipping down on the lists. 

These are just philisophical ruminations though. The free promo has done its work. My book now comes up high in the epic fantasy category (#6) and comes up at the top of the second page in the general fantasy category (#21) Nearly 700 people have downloaded my book, so hopefully that means some reviews are coming. And hopefully a couple of them will be good ones ;). 

I also hope that there will be some word of mouth generating sales. I wonder if those 700 people read that fine print that said the book was free for one day only and that if they kept it longer, they would receive a bill for $10? (I kid. I kid.)


If Connecticut can retroactively tax me,
then it should be fine for me to  retroactively
charge people for my free Ebook, no?   
 


So, now what? Well, I continue writing, that's what. I don't ever want to forget that writing is the ultimate goal. All of this marketing stuff is important, but the most important thing for me is to continue producing material. To continue bettering my writing (see? What kind of crappy sentence is that?).  And possibly to run with the bulls in Pamplona one day. How cool would that be? Ten tons of beef chasing down the streets of ... ahem. 

Writing. Must keep writing. 

Peace






Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The eBook Marketing Saga - Free Giveaway

So, here is my first official update on my eBook marketing process. I know there are probably ten zillion blogs where a budding author documents his or her efforts in marketing their book, but I haven't found one that does it from ground zero. So, here's hoping this blog post helps others of you out. 

About a month ago I released the first volume of a three part novel called The Beast of Maug Maurai. I decided to release it exclusively on Amazon's Kindle store for 90 days because they offer some groovy benefits if you do that. 

*Scans audience* Yes, you in the back, question?

"What sort of benefits, Mr. Calas?"

Oh, good question. Well, for starters, you can join their KDP Selects program. Which means that anyone enrolled in Amazon Prime can read your book for free.

"Um, how the hell does giving away your book help?"

Well, giving away your book for a limited time helps in many ways, but the KDP Select program isn't really giving your book away. They pay you a royalty based on how many books were loaned out each month. But this blog isn't here to market Amazon. Go read it yourself if you want: https://kdp.amazon.com/self-publishing/KDPSelect. 


You mean I just spent six years on something that I'm going to give away?

Another benefit of going with Amazon exclusively, at least for the first 90 days, is that they let you offer your book for free. Yeah. I know. Hear me out. Every ninety days, Amazon gives you five days in which you can offer your book for free. You can do it all at once, or you can split the days. I've heard it's best to split the days, two days, then maybe three days later on. 

And here's why it's a good idea to give your book away for free: Ranking.

Those of you familiar with web marketing know that a good Google Ranking is the holy grail. If your web page comes up in the first five or ten listings on Google for a keyword, then you have made the world your bitch. It's the same for Amazon. If your book comes up in the top ten on pretty much any Amzon list, then the literary world is your gimp. 

On Google, it takes an awful lot to earn a high ranking. You need to load your pages with keywords and anchor links, and get lots of people to link to you, and date Google execs and stuff. But on Amazon, it's a little more straightforward. On Amazon, all you have to do is have sex with Jeff Bezos. See? Simple. 

Since Mr. Bezos' secretary has refused to return my calls and Amazon security has kicked me out three times, and since I'm utterly and completely heterosexual, I have to do it the other way. I have to get my book into the hands of as many people as humanly possible. 

When the Amazon Killer Robot Computer sees a lot of people downloading a book, it thinks, "A lot of humans are downloading this book. It must be a good book. I will make this book available to more humans. I wonder if WD-40 comes in 2-liter bottles."

Amazon is your friend. Amazon wants you to be happy.
Amazon wants humans to read.  Amazon  is your friend. Give me the plant.

Okay, so you're still not convinced. Well, here comes the science. 

When I first uploaded The Beast of Maug Maurai, Volume One, it had a ranking of 658,567,893,143 on Amazon (lower numbers are better). Okay, maybe it wasn't that low, but it was somewhere in the 8,000s I think. I never documented so we'll never know. But I do know that it was far below the 4,000 mark. So, I set up a promotion using KDP's promotion tool. I set the Beast's price at 'free' for two days: today and tomorrow. But I didn't stop there. Oh no. 

Before the promotion started, I sent my book link to several websites that promote free downloads, like this one: http://www.squidoo.com/the-best-of-amazon-daily-free-ebooks-kindle-ipad

Got Facebook and Twitter? I think they are your best friends on your Free Promotion days. I tweeted as often as I could, telling everyone that my book was available for free, linking to my book, and begging everyone to re-tweet the news. I went on Facebook before it went free, to prepare everyone, then several times after it went free to remind them that the book is free. And yes, I groveled. I'm not above groveling. 

I also set up an event on Goodreads, telling everyone the date my book would be available for free. And I went on a few discussion boards on Amazon (ones that allow self-promotion) and listed when my book was going to be free.

There's lots more than I can do, I know this. And I even plan to do more. But it's not a bad start.  I plan to upload Book II to Amazon next week so that I can try to reap some sales while the iron is hot. Book II will get a bump because it will be new, so the two volumes should scream out to buyers pretty well for a bit. And when they don't anymore? Well then, I'll have another Free Promotion day for Book I. 

So, here it is, halfway through my first free day and what have I got?

Free Downloads so far: 206
Amazon Ranking in Free Category: 1,541 (out of 51,549)
Amazon Ranking in Epic Fantasy: 35 (out of 9,328)

Yeah, I'm not exactly in bestseller territory yet, but I'm only halfway through my first free day. I have one and a half days to go. Will the downloads slow down? Probably. But I will continue to market and shout out about my books, and, most importantly, I will continue to write. That's the they key, the more books you have, the more they play off one another and the more your sales go up. At least that's what I've heard. I'll keep you guys updated as my journey continues.

Holy crap! While I was sitting here writing this blog, the numbers changed. New numbers:


Free Downloads so far: 215
Amazon Ranking in Free Category:  908  (out of 51,549)
Amazon Ranking in Epic Fantasy: 19! (out of 9,328)


Woohoo!! YAY! *Backflip* Woot!

ahem... I mean... those are positive numbers. I am encouraged.

Peace.

Free Download! Free Giveaway! Free Tibet!

Just for the record, The Beast of Maug Maurai, Book One, is available as a 

Free Download 

from Amazon's Kindle Store today, Wednesday, September 12, and tomorrow, Thursday, September 13.  Just sayin'. 

And just to provide some production value, here's a slightly alternate cover for the book:


You can own this for free! (if you hurry)



More on the free giveaway in my next post. 

Thanks for listening!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Posting for Posterity

Posterity
 pos·ter·i·ty/päˈsteritē/: Dealing with the posterior, particularly pains in that region.


In my attempts to gain universal recognition (sometimes known as 'fame') and infinite wealth (occasionally refered to as 'filthy rich'), I have discovered many an interesting thing about selling your own book online (sometimes called, 'ePublishing'). I thought it would be interesting to talk about my journey on here on a regular basis.

Okay, now before you get all glassy-eyed and screensaver on me, I plan to make this as interesting as possible for everyone. And hopefully my experience will help anyone out there thinking of doing the same thing. If not, screw you guys. I can look back at these posts and smile fondly as I use $100 bills as coasters.

So, I thought I would start by explaining what I have done so far.

I have, *fanfare* written a novel. 

Yes, I know. There are billions of people writing novels these days. Why do I think I will be successful? Well, lets do this mathematically. Let's say one million people have written books this year. Of those one million people, probably one hundred thousand of them are bat-shit insane. These are the 'manifesto' types. Many of them live in Montana or Wyoming. Some are unibomber types. Others come from the high-powered rifle club. Some are just sad, hoarding types with tin foil on their heads. Our equation so far:

1,000,000 - BSI = 900,000

This guy wrote a book.


Okay, so, of those nine hundred thousand left, about three-quarters just aren't capable of writing a novel. This is due to what I call Expertitis. Expertitis is a disorder that makes people believe they are capable of doing anything they want without any training whatsoever as long as they put a few days of effort into it. Expertitis is rampant in the U.S.. I have a friend who thought he could be an NFL tight end if he worked at it for a few months. No high school football. No college ball. Just a mad case of Expertitis.

Don't get me wrong, writing a good novel can come naturally to a very few people. And it can come with a lot of hard work to the rest of us. You need to write every day. You need to join a writer's group. You need to make writing your highest priority. Without a lot of hard work, you are not going to write a good novel. Period. (Or a good period novel, for that matter.)

P90X and some boots will make this woman a firefighter.


Equation so far:

(1,000,000 - BSI) / Expertitis = 157,500

Okay, we've talked about mental stability and work ethic. Now comes the big one. Skill. Let me preface this one by saying that I am not having an Ego Waffle. I don't consider myself to be a Tolkien or a Hemmingway or a George R. R. Martin. But I do have a lifetime of skills that I have acquired through hard work. I wrote all through high school and college. I was a news reporter for four years, a magazine writer for two and a magazine editor for two. I run a writers' group. I write every day. I have written so much that writing, proper writing, is as natural to me as skating is to a professional hockey player. I don't have to think about the writing, I just do it. That's not to say that all of my writing is spectacular, or even good. But most of it will be fundamentally sound. And that is the major roadblock to all writers just starting out. They must become intimate with the language, and know it so well that they don't have to think about it. I'm not saying you have to write professionally before you can be a good writer. I'm not saying that you can't write a good book within a year or two without any previous experience. I'm saying you have to write *a lot*. And you have to keep writing *a lot*. Or you have to get ridiculously lucky. But it's a lot easier to just play the lottery if you are going to rely on luck.

I hate using quotes when I don't know who said them, but a good one comes to mind by one of the sci-fi authors (Bradbury or Sagan or Clarke, maybe). He said that a writer doesn't gain proficiency until he has written one million words (or something like that). And I truly believe that.

So of all the writers we have left, I would say ninety percent just don't have the skill (yet) necessary to put out a well-written novel. I'm not snobbing. I, myself, may not have the skill necessary yet. You never really know, do you? And, yes, there are many published books that are not well written. And many e-published books that are not well written and have done ridiculously well. But these, I believe, are the exception. I want to believe that skill, hard work and a gift for storytelling will lift the best writers to the top. I don't know if I belong there yet, but I know I have the foundation and perseverance to give it a good shot.


"Almost there..."

Equation:

(1,000,000 - BSI) / Expertitis / Skill = 15,750

That leaves about sixteen-thousand people to compete against. Divide that in half for fiction versus non-fiction. That leaves about eight-thousand writers who are self-publishing. Divide by twenty for all the different genres and that leaves less than four hundred. Starting to look a little rosier, no?


(1,000,000 - BSI) / Expertitis / Skill / Fict / Genre = 393

I also have some skill in graphic- and web-design (earned through fifteen years as a graphic designer, not Expertitis). This allows me to design a passable cover and market my book through SEO and social media with more skill than the average writer. I have other advantages too. I can juggle. I can fly a plane. I play a mean game of quarters. I'm sure I can find others.

I'm not sure how accurate all of those numbers are. Probably wildly inaccurate. Most likely this is all just a way for me to encourage myself through the process. Something to fool me into continuing this quest. And I think we all need things to keep us going. Writing is hard enough without all the doubts and setbacks we have to face on our road to fame and filthy richness. Or wherever it is we are headed.

Do any of you have thoughts on this? Do you agree? Disagree? I'm interested in hearing it.





Sunday, August 26, 2012

Love and Beastiality

Okay, so my post has nothing at all to do with beastiality, but I thought that title might earn me a few more hits ;)

Yes, there are swords in The Beast of Maug Maurai. Yes, there are knights and battles and spillage of blood and various bodily innards. But, fair reader, there is also goodness and humor and, yes, that gentlest of all human virtues, love. Medieval-style,  romantic love that twines with the story of our dread Beast. For those of you interested in the gentler of the human emotions, this excerpt from is for you:


“I am nothing.” The silks and linens that draped the canopy’s frame dampened the sound. Sir Jastyn Whitewind’s voice sounded small and flat.
Maribrae, awake by only the thinnest of threads, stirred and mumbled. “You are the blazing star of my heavens.”
It always surprised Jastyn that she could speak like this even at the edge of sleep. The layer of poetry that surrounded her rarely fell away.
“A star,” he said in the monotone of impending sleep. “That’s the right of it. I am nothing but …” He wasn’t at Maribrae’s level, he had to search for the correct words. “I am nothing but a distant star, a winking light in the distance … something interesting to look at, but providing nothing, doing nothing. Being nothing. What will be my title when I am dead? Jastyn the Irrelevant.” He let the words rest in the silks for a time, considering them. “If I were a candle, I could give light to those in the darkness. I could … I could bring day to the night. Even a touch of heat. I could re-light the hearth fire, illuminate a room, help magicians reach great heights. But a star … a star does nothing. Is nothing. Can do nothing.”
Maribrae’s hand found his and she sighed, forcing herself away from the banks of sleep, fighting the panic that rattled her heart when Jastyn spoke like this. “Fuel of my heart’s fire. You are the brilliant Western Star. Everyone who looks upon you knows where they are by your greatness. Your shining example is a guide to peasants and kings alike.” Jastyn smiled and nudged her playfully. She continued. “The world would grow colder and darker without Jastyn Whitewind.”  She draped her arm across the firmness of his chest. “What is a candle, that can be destroyed by breath or gust? That relies on the frailest patch of wax and thread to live? Even a distant star blazes eternal, outstaying mountains and civilizations. A candle brings light to naught but a tiny corner. A star gives its light to the world.” She kissed his ear gently. “Do they not say that stars are the lanterns of Eleyria? Do not the immortals hold these aloft to lend light to Blythwynn’s vigilance?” She rose from the bed, parting the silk canopy and taking his hand. “Come my love.”
The two walked across the floor of the tower, the stones still warm from the dying hearth fire, the faint light from the sconced candles casting an orange hue on their naked bodies. They passed the wafting wall hangings depicting the heroes of myth that Jastyn adored. Past a tapestry of Roebi and Ynnebelle, legendary lovers of Laraytia’s past. Past wooden plates bearing the images of The Forgotten Heroes and the Raging Eight. She brought him to the unglazed window, out onto the meager ledge. There were few lamps or torches on this side of the castle, so on that clear spring night the sky was absolutely powdered with stars. The moon, Blythwynn’s Eye, was a smudge in the southern skies.
“Stare upwards,” she whispered. “Ignore everything but the canopy above.”
He stared upward, distractedly at first, longing for the warmth of his bed. He gazed at the familiar constellations. The Spike. The Witch. Homunculus. He knew each of the immortals that made up the points of each constellation. They were as familiar as his room, or his armor. As familiar as the woman at his side. The peppering of stars so similar to the dappling of freckles across her body, her face.
But as he gazed at the dark roof of the world, he noted new details in those old stars. Shapes and subtleties that he had never seen, or had seen once and forgotten. Stars that were not immediately visible appeared. Like tiny forest creatures that peek out when observers are still and silent.
He noted the beautiful chalky veil. The faint smudges and specks that grew brighter when examined, that made the enormity of the night sky seem even larger, infinitely layered. It was endless. One could disappear among those stars, lost in a stormy sea of light and darkness. Murdered by the magnificent beauty, by the mystery and complexity of it all. Somewhere in the west a streak of light arced across the sky, burning for a moment, then fading to nothing.
Maribrae’s touch pulled him away from the black swirling sea, away from the ungraspable sophistication of the universe. Away from the power of those stars. Back to the cool stone balcony of Tower Duleun. To the simplicity of the castle called Daun Sanctra.
“I love you Mari,” he whispered. “More than Roebi loved Ynnebelle.”
“And I love you, Jastyn.” She stroked his face. “More than that.”
The smell of perfumed herbs upon her neck was more powerful than he had remembered. In her eyes he could see the night sky, the scattered stars spilling onto her nose and cheeks in reverse, white skies and dark stars. Her lips parted in a look of such vulnerable beauty, such heartbreaking innocence, that he had to fight off tears. There was expectation there. A query. He took her chin in his hand and kissed her then, closing his eyes and falling into the sweetest darkness he could imagine. 


If this type of thing strikes your fancy, then please have a look at my novel, The Beast of Maug Maurai: http://littleurl.info/fbm

Thanks very much!


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Map Quest

So, I thought it might be fun to post a few things about The Beast of Maug Maurai. And yes, my standard for fun is not what it used to be.

I figured I would start with some maps from the fictional world in which the story is set. (Can you tell I've been reading grammar books lately? I had to struggle so that the last sentence wouldn't end with a preposition.)  

These maps are in the book, but I worked a long time making them and thought I should put them up here for posterity. I'm not sure about the stained glass Duchies map. I almost scrapped it and started a new style but I had spent so much time on it that I just polished it as best I could and threw it on. Err, I mean, carefully and lovingly added it to the other two maps already in the book.

Here's the world map first. The world is named Celusia. Those of you who know me well can understand where that name came from.

Map bigness is just a click away...

The middle kingdom called Laraytia is where the story takes place. Laraytia is currently at war with Gracidmar, to the east, and in a sort of cold war with Durrennia, to the west. And it's not sending Christmas cards to the Kingdom of Annecia either. In fact, Laraytia doesn't play well with most of the other kingdoms, but for now, it is only actively killing people from Gracidmar.

Laraytia is divided into seven territories. Duchies, if you will. Our story takes place in the Duchy of Nuldryn. So here's a map of said Duchy, in a completely different style from the world map:

One click makes you bigger, and one click makes you small...


Yeah, it's supposed to look all faded and smudged. This is the western side of Nuldryn, where the property values are high. The landfills are on the East side ;). The big green blotch at the top is the forest of Maug Maurai, where most of the action takes place. Although Grae Barragns spends most of the first book, The Culling, wandering between Kithrey, Daun Sanctra, Braeth and Tyftin, with a stop at Maeris for good measure.

Now that I look at it with fresh eyes, it almost looks like the forest is trying to eat Kithrey and Daun Sanctra. I guess I should rephrase that to say, 'I intentionally made the forest look like it was eating Kithrey and Daun Sanctra to symbolize the cancerous evil that lies in the forests of our hearts. An evil that devours everything in its path and nihilistically destroys all hope.' Ahem. Or something.

Our last map is the map of the duchies of Laraytia. As I mentioned, I'm not sure this works, but I refer to the different duchies quite a bit and needed a reference. If anyone wants to make me a nicer one I'd be happy to replace this one =).

... click on the edge so you don't smudge the glass.


Thoughts on these maps? If anyone sees any glaring problems I'll fix them and update the book. Thanks for checking these out. They were a lot of fun to work on.



Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I Kindle, Therefore I Am

The Beast of Maug Maurai, Book One: The Culling

That's right. Book one of the three part novel is out now and available at Amazon.com. Here's the link to have a look: 
http://www.amazon.com/Beast-Maug-Maurai-Part-ebook/dp/B008U497SY/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1344393565&sr=1-1

Click to look inside. Pull up a chair and see if you like it. If you do, please let others know. If you don't, please lie to others. 

Any thoughts on the cover or the book itself? I'd be happy to hear about them!